Egg dying ain't what it used to be.

Twas the night before Easter, Chuck and Melissa came to the house. We dined on Maryland crab cakes and didn't save any for a mouse. Ok, that's all I can rhyme. Anyway, we ate and drank and after the Ladybug went to bed we dyed our Easter eggs. Have you done that lately? You can still have your traditional eggs that are one color. Or you can have tye-dye. OR you can get the kits with egg-cessories. That's right, you can get eyes, mouths, HAIR, HATS, etc.

So then, after you have had even more to drink, you invent characters like Pedro here. Pedro has bad teeth....or no teeth.

And then, you can capture a priceless video featuring the one and only Pedro. Before you watch the video, know that Chad is Pedro. He's in the middle of a Spanish class so he's practicing his skills here. Listen carefully and you will hear Chuck translate. And you will hear Melissa snort.

And scene.